Welcome to the George Hour

Hello welcome to the show. Im your host mister george huang. today on our show...

FOOTBALL WATS PISSING ME OFF AND MAKING ME GO WOAHHH

SEX WATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT?!?!

WHATS WRONG WITH INTERRACIAL (SEXUAL) RELATIONSHIPS

and finally HOW TO BEAT EXAMS

first up is the english premier league! totteham plays out a 4-4 draw with shitting arsenal. goddamnit wat happened to them. william gallas is the shittest captain ever and it shows with the lack of defence. i know this is only once but arse-nil seem to always lose goals when victory is assuerd. clearly someone to blame and i blame that fat frenchman who prob is only captain becos wenger is french. bvut kudos to tottenham. juade ramos should have never been manager. wat was wrong with martin jol?!?! 5th to 10th to regelated?!? ><" but redknapp shhould fix it. liverpool manages a 1-0 win again. i didnt watch it but the stats show that they should have coem out on top. it was games like these that cost liverpool a higher spot in the epl so thsi maybe the difference. chelsea are gay and frank lampard should stay away from the pies. manchester united easily saw off west ham with 2-0 with that faggot ronaldo. i d admitt he is the an amazing player but he is a faGOOT. watever happened to the great man utd players. beckham, vanistroy, giggs, neville (only gary), keano. i know gigs and gary are still there (vice cap and cap respectively ... well is gary still cap?) now there are fags liek ronaldo, nani, anderson, tevez and shrek. well shrek is alright. i loved how he kissed his badge. hehehe.

well thats all the games i care about hahahahaha im such a fanboy only talking about big four games. another topic. becks to milan?!? all of the sudden i like milan!! FORZA MILAN! ...

oh and like madrid drew wit hsome tema in the kings cup and barca beat some other team. while in france they all surrendered resulting draws all around and in italy they ate some pasta and went home

next on our show is...wat sex?! *wat kidna of topic is that...hmmm okay* SEX = AIDS , AIDS = DEATH, DEATH = NO MORE SEX. so dont do it!

now next. interacial relationships? *whotf wrote this ? i see.... hmmm ... well* U DONT MIX PASTA WITH WONTON! SO DONT DO IT!

now for somethign about exams. ... secret? i spoke to my lecturer on how am i goign to pass my algebra exam

george: hello mr james borger and welcome to the show
james: eh ... hi.
george: so with exams coming out what can u tell students to make sure we get HDs and go haha to those who failed?
james: well i supose prepration is vital to success in anythign and exams is no different.
george: so like i prepare my savings account in time for exams?
james: yeah like... i mean wat? :s
george: you know. liek u save up for a car so u have to save up for an exam.
james: ... why would u save...
george: see last year i didnt "prepare" for my physics exam. man oh man i bought a game and a couple of drinks... and when it came to exams, i had no money to bribe my lecturer! dear oh dear. but lucky someone else must have bribed him to pass the whole course.
james: no george i dont think ...
george: so do bribes all have to be cash? or will u accept sexual acts?
james: i dont think thats appro...
george: do u have any preference? say if i let u whip me
james: wat? whip u?
george: or do u just prefer a quick *wink*
james: i think i should leave now

well tehre u have it! the secret of exams! hope u kids remembered!

well thats all the time we have. please join us next week where we will be joined by special guess kevin rudd and beat the shit out of him for trying to censor the internet. good bye