dumbass of the week

i was reading hte newspaper nad i read that a roof tiler tried to sue a local church for like a gazillion dollars cos while doing a quote, he fell and broke something. but he failed misrerably and tried to take it to the high court and now hes short 200k and has to sell hsi house nad might be forced onto the street. bah serves u right. last i chekc high court was meant to be for serious stuff. not... i fell over and i think a small church should give me a gazillion dollars evne though i should have been more careful i mean its a church that asked me to fix their roof so i didnt think that the roof might be a bit dangerous. im not biased cos its a church im biased becos the guys an dumbass.

funny thing is theres a shit load of retards out there who trip and sue anyone near them. its ppl like those why that kickass playgrounds have to be torn down. like the one in cotter. i remmeber it being a giant wooden beast where it was potentially life threatening. but mothers who have retarded children and themselves dont have the sense that their little shits cant climb a tree cos she fed him or her too many big macs and lets him skip PE at school so he or she can sit at home wathcin mtv or play tony hawk for hours.

the high concentration of fat kids is disturbing me. but wats more scary. this

fat kid in line for kfc. distressed mother trying to convince the kid to eat...something smaller.

"I WANT A BUCKET!"
"darling u cant eat that all by yourself!!"
"I DID YESTERDAY!!"
"sweetheart the doctor said...
"I WANT A BUCKET!"

okay i made that up but i saw something along those lines the other day. i have to feel sorry for those mothers who spawned kids who refuse to exercise and eat their body weight in a day and wonder "Why do all the skinny anerexic kids call me fat :'(" .....................................................................

but then again. if my kid wanted to eat a bucket by himself. i'll first hit him and starve him for a week. then let him eat a bucket, a bucket of carrots that is. im so lucky though that no matter how much i eat i never seem to gain any weight. hahahahahaha. i eat my bucket in front of fat kids who are forced to eat subway. mwahahahahhahahahahahahaha