gosh i never reliased how boring canberra is. wehn im not studying or working, i relaise theres nothing to do except get drinking+winning11 at leons house. didnt reliase also 26th is boxing day so will be going ot sydney on boxing day ... thats going to be fun ><" ... going to have to bring those srythe things. u know the one the grim reaper has to get around in the shopping centres. for some reason the vietnamese and thai ppl want to go to cabramatta. probably to buy heroin so i'll keep my eye on them. though i actually havent been to that vietnamese infested nest for ages so it might be nice to visit the place i apprantly lived for about a month.
woo hoo liverpol won 3-1 withoth stevie g or torres. though it will put more pressure on robbie keane. i would like to spend some time watch a liverpool game and see how robbie is doing but i cant cos sbs always show the shitty teams in cl and the online epl thing is gay atm.
evan is reading twilight. wat a fag. since when are vampires menat to be romantic? they are horny but not dashing chaarrrrminnng heartthrobbing *faint* ... FAGGOTS! wat kinda name is edward for a vampire. sounds pretty gay to me. i like conrad or van mofred or dracula. vampries arent meant to be sissy teenagers. they're bloodythristy strength 7 generals who ride skeleton horses and cos like 500 points and summon zombies and have a +1 armour save. like OMFG. warhammer vampires were so awesome. or u can consider van helsing vampires with funny accents and like to play piano and are turn into mutants. not as awesome as warhammer vampires but suffice. perhaps sexy underworld vampires. ;) ohhh yeahhhh carrying rifles nad rocket launchers and chopping off heads. damnit i shall watch underwolrd when i get home.
orrrr chinese vampires. man that movie made me shit myself when i watched it when i was seven. not so romantic now when some manchu man is hoping ever so creepy and u need to stick some yellow paper on his forehead to make him stop except its windy so when u manage to put it on its head and sigh in relief and stand next to it to mock it and hten the paper thing falls off and the vampire turns and bites you and rips your neck off!!!!!! OMFG AHAHAHDHADHADHDHAUHDFgfa w F(FYIYIG IAD*O F UF YF FJS
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which reminds me that when i read a book about a woman who was a private detective and her partner was a vampire and she like slept with him twenty times day but in the end she gets shot so to save her the vampire turns her into a vampire and she goes wow u saved me i lvoe u lets have sex but the vampire man is like oh we cant have sex anymore becos we're both vampires and that would be wrong cos i gave u my blood so that would be like sleeping with my sister. and then walks away. and the woman gets all emo and then contuines her private detectiveness. oh did i mention there was a jealous non vampire who was really jealous of the vampire cos he scored more times in one day than he ever did so tries to kiill vampire man but gets pawned cos hes a shitty mortal. very interesting. if i remembered the title i would suggest. in fact i think i made it up just then.
i think that should end my vampire issue of this blog. byebye
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